So, last night I was fencing.
Step forward, extend to the attack. Opponent parries in quatre, I cut under and lunge, then my right knee gives way. I land in a big untidy pile on the floor. But I won the point!
Only sprained, fortunately, but painfully, annoying and so embarrassing having to hop round on crutches!
Well, I should get some painting done at least. Serves me right for playing rough games!